TGIF FRIGHTENING FUN EDITION 2

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry it’s only us.  Back at you again with some freaky fiendish fun for the last Friday before Halloween! So here we go again, some jokes to make you groan and moan…

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Q. Who did Frankenstein invite to his Monster Mash party?

A. Anyone he could dig up!

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Q. How do monsters like their eggs cooked?

A. Terror-fried!

dancingvampireQ. What is a vampire’s favorite dance?

A. The Fang-dango.

blood type bQ. What is an optimistic vampire’s favorite drink?

A.   B Positive.

 

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Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?

A. For the boos!

crying witchQ. What sound does witch make when she cries?

A. Brew-hoo Brew-hoo!

 

We want to wish everyone a safe, fun and happy Halloween and don’t forget if you need a costume be sure to check out your local thrift store. All the costume fun without the high costume cost!

Till next time be thrifty and stay farboolous.

 

Love from Teresa and Vicky lollipop ghosts

 

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